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Lindsay Clancy

by Larry Chiang on September 7, 2026


1.  “The pink-shirt Clancy fans showed up like it’s Breast Cancer Awareness Month… except the only thing they’re aware of is three empty bedrooms.”

2.  “They wore pink for ‘solidarity.’ The kids wore pink for the last time they’ll ever wear anything.”

3.  “Those pink shirts in court are the only things still breathing in that family.”

4.  “Lindsay’s supporters dressed like they were going to a gender reveal. Surprise: it’s three closed caskets.”

5.  “Pink-shirt crew thinking they’re activists. Activists for what? Extended nap time?”

6.  “They put on pink like it’s a team color. Team ‘Mom of the Year’ just got disqualified for killing the entire roster.”

7.  “Nothing says ‘we care about children’ like matching outfits at the trial of the woman who made sure those children never needed outfits again.”

8.  “The pink shirts are so bright you can see them from the cemetery. The kids can’t.”

9.  “Clancy’s court groupies in pink: proof that some people will wear anything except a conscience.”

10.  “They showed up in pink to support a mother. Three little kids showed up in body bags to support the opposite.”​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

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