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I'll shoot you w/a nerf gun if you don't manage your credit.

11:11 is my goal of getting duck9 consumers lots of 1s.

24 1's in a row equals a 750 FICO.

A "one" is an on-time payment in credit reporting code.

A '9'=charged off bad-debt. You wanna duck 9s.

Duck9 = Deep Underground Credit Knowledge (Duck 9's on your credit report. 9's are charge-offs)

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Sell One Thang. Sell Me This Pen

by Larry Chiang on April 23, 2026

Sell me 20 webpages or 4 webpages 
Can you make 4-20 webpages under 1 website 
This LinkedIn app is just 600 webpages from Duck9. 
Sell me 1 webpage is a “#web12” exercise 
12 sentences 
Selling 1 pen
Selling one FICO’s 
Sell #26DaysOfGrok4DuckingBk 
Sell #22daysOfOpenAIatSXSW 
Sell #ebonixxxxMaxxxxxxing 
Sell #JapaneseMaxxxxxing 
Sell #cs183d 
Sell one notebook #LCRRM


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1920 90%. 2015 62%

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